Friday Skulduggery

Referencing the "b" newspaper, I come across a section as follows:

Natty Boh says: Natty's tip o' the day: Google "find chuck norris" and hit the "i'm feeling lucky" button. You won't be disappointed.

Upon doing so, I find (rough HTML approximation for posterity):

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

• Run, before he finds you
• Try a different person

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Priceless.