Ham Radio Accident Report

This one needs an introduction, so you won't be lost at the beginning. This man was in an accident at work, so he filled out an insurance claim. The insurance company contacted him and asked for more information. This was his response:

"I am writing in response to your request for additional information, for block number 3 of the accident reporting form. I put 'poor planning' as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully and I trust the following detail will be sufficient. I am an amateur radio operator and on the day of the accident, I was working alone on the top section of my new 80-foot tower. When I had completed my work, I discovered that I had, over the course of several trips up the tower, brought up about 300 pounds of tools and spare hardware. Rather than carry the now unneeded tools and material down by hand, I decided to lower the items down in a small barrel by using the pulley attached to the gin pole at the top of the tower. Securing the rope at ground level, I went to the top of the tower and loaded the tools and material into the barrel. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow decent of the 300 pounds of tools."

"You will note in block number 11 of the accident reporting form that I weigh only 155 pounds. Due to my surprise of being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rather rapid rate of speed up the side of the tower. In the vicinity of the 40-foot level, I met the barrel coming down. This explains my fractured skull and broken collarbone. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately, by this time, I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold onto the rope in spite of my pain. At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of tools hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel."

"Devoid of the weight of the tools, the barrel now weighed approximately 20 pounds. I refer you again to my weight in block number 11. As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the tower. In the vicinity of the 40-foot level, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles, and the lacerations of my legs and lower body. The encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell onto the pile of tools and, fortunately, only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the tools, in pain, unable to stand and watching the empty barrel 80 feet above me, I again lost my presence of mind. I let go of the rope..."

Shayne, it's been fun!

So we bid farewell to Ben... Let's recap what's happened over the last few years, think about funny tidbits and items, and by all means add your own comments:

• Watching Soccer Tournaments at The Still
• "I will destroy your shins."
• "I'm not dressed like a bum! This is Urban Sheik!"
  
• "I'll have two Irish car bombs, Two Guinness chasers, and a Milk for my friend over there..." (The Milk was for Dave E.)
• A Kirbing circa 2006:

Dave,
I just wanted to tell you it has meant so much to me having you mentor me here. When I see you walk into my cube my heart goes flutter and I can feel a rush of adrenaline. I hope we can continue this special bond for a while. Lets not let snogs get between us.

• Inappropriate propositioning by The Webmistress - to wit, the inability and unwillingness of said Webmistress to match drinks 1-for-1 in exchange for a no-holds-barred Q&A session on the nature of the male species.
  
• Some poor sod who chose to wear a red, white, and blue shirt proudly proclaiming "ENGLAND" into an Irish Pub.
• Others to follow...
  

This post will be updated with additional items :-)

On Seeking Alternative Opinions

When considering implementing a new idea or process one should typically engage their direct reports prior to committing to a course of action. Whereby such action is required, it is now considered appropriate to seek different opinions prior to committing to said action, particularly if it does not involve moral ideals or a contradiction to company policy. Such action does not render you obsolete or mean you must agree or follow offered opinions, but instead will serve to validate or invalidate your line of thinking. Should everyone agree with you it is wise to be cautious. Someone may know something that would not be freely offered in a public forum, and your effort may encounter difficulties that could otherwise be avoided.

Alternative views on suggested policies or procedures are validating your vision. Consider it not a failure or unwelcome compromise. It is understood that your role as a manager is to ensure you make the right decisions. It is also widely understood that without the assistance and feedback from your direct reports you most likely will fail.

Choose Wisely.